Elf Jokes


What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!  One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread of course!

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem!

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
“First, YULE LOGon”!

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!  Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

One elf said to another elf, “We had Grandma for Christmas dinner”.
And the other elf said, “Really? We had turkey!”

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!

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